Eh, you guys ready? Da buggahs is down da hill.
Yes, but they are also downwind. Here. Put this behind your ears.
What? You want Bragga for wife?
No, my erudite axetrix, just put on this parfum. The liquid in this bottle is the work of Enri de Karpani, a master of olfactory obfuscation. You will no longer smell like, well, this. We will all smell like them. I am not sure which is better, but the latter is certainly better for our heads.
Enri de Karpani’s parfumerie
GP per ounce (each ounce = 5 applications)
Southern Warrior 50
Southern Noble 300
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