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PDFDoyle Wayne Ramos-Tavener writes:
I would very much like a table of 20 weird obsessions engaged in by sorcerers.
Here you go.
| d20 Table of Wizard Obsessions | |||
| Roll d20 for behavior (a) , roll again: odds roll again use column (b); evens roll again use column (c) | |||
| roll d20 | Behavior (a) | Obsession (b) | Obsession (c) |
| 1 | collects | halflings | sphinxes |
| 2 | builds | faerie | manticores |
| 3 | summons | chess pieces | minotaurs |
| 4 | disguises self as | troubadour sings | centaurs |
| 5 | tries to transmute (roll column 2) into (roll column 2) | coins | pennangalen |
| 6 | knows literally everything about but will not approach | miniature bottles of spirits | pixies |
| 7 | seeks and destroys | pigs | warriors |
| 8 | seeks and then hides | statues | frogs |
| 9 | wants to create the perfect | operas | bats |
| 10 | has a sexual fetish for | plays (roll dAny: odds tragedy, evens: comedy) | mummies |
| 11 | wants to become a | wounds | werewolves |
| 12 | invented and is obsessed with the decline in quality of | numbers | zombies |
| 13 | believes there is a dark secret locked inside/about | stars | shoggoths |
| 14 | desperately seeks one special, specific | elves | poems |
| 15 | plays war games using miniaturized | dwarves | forms of government |
| 16 | wants to be the emperor of/seeks adoration of | crab people | sports teams |
| 17 | keeps as a pet/races | dragons | torture instruments |
| 18 | writes operas about | cats | shameful memories |
| 19 | believes self to be the friendly magical protector of | puzzles | dice games or card games |
| 20 | leads parties on suicide missions in hopes of obtaining | diseases | speculative essays |
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“Leads parties on suicide missions in hopes of obtaining shameful memories.”
Sounds like this wizard has played a few RPGs in his day.
Couldn’t resist this one either; combined it with some existing stuff for making up wizardy names – http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Obsessive_Wizard
I don’t mind, as long as you carry along the creative commons license notice and it’s not commercial.
Oh wait. I see. You’re using it. You can use it to make anything you want. No cc involved. Hell tables are cheap. It’s doing something with them that matters.
My wizard invented pigs and is upset with their decline in quality?
Actually, Abulafia does use a CC license – Attribution 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/) – note the banner on the lower left of all the pages. Which is less stringent than your Attribution Noncommercial Sharealike. Do you want me to specify your license on those derived pages, or is Attribution 2.5 okay?
No need. Nice work.
Just wonderful. I saw it just today, sorry. Great work, and much more than I expected.