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d20 Table of Wizard Obsessions

December 13, 2011 5:09 am / 8 Comments / Chris
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Doyle Wayne Ramos-Tavener writes:

I would very much like a table of 20 weird obsessions engaged in by sorcerers.

Here you go.

d20 Table of Wizard Obsessions
Roll d20 for behavior (a) , roll again: odds roll again use column (b); evens roll again use column (c)
roll d20 Behavior (a) Obsession (b) Obsession (c)
1 collects halflings sphinxes
2 builds faerie manticores
3 summons chess pieces minotaurs
4 disguises self as troubadour sings centaurs
5 tries to transmute (roll column 2) into (roll column 2) coins pennangalen
6 knows literally everything about but will not approach miniature bottles of spirits pixies
7 seeks and destroys pigs warriors
8 seeks and then hides statues frogs
9 wants to create the perfect operas bats
10 has a sexual fetish for plays (roll dAny: odds tragedy, evens: comedy) mummies
11 wants to become a wounds werewolves
12 invented and is obsessed with the decline in quality of numbers zombies
13 believes there is a dark secret locked inside/about stars shoggoths
14 desperately seeks one special, specific elves poems
15 plays war games using miniaturized dwarves forms of government
16 wants to be the emperor of/seeks adoration of crab people sports teams
17 keeps as a pet/races dragons torture instruments
18 writes operas about cats shameful memories
19 believes self to be the friendly magical protector of puzzles dice games or card games
20 leads parties on suicide missions in hopes of obtaining diseases speculative essays

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8 Thoughts on “d20 Table of Wizard Obsessions”

  1. Alex Vane on December 13, 2011 at 6:00 pm said:

    “Leads parties on suicide missions in hopes of obtaining shameful memories.”

    Sounds like this wizard has played a few RPGs in his day.

  2. Dave on December 13, 2011 at 9:18 pm said:

    Couldn’t resist this one either; combined it with some existing stuff for making up wizardy names – http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Obsessive_Wizard

  3. Chris on December 13, 2011 at 9:48 pm said:

    I don’t mind, as long as you carry along the creative commons license notice and it’s not commercial.

  4. Chris on December 13, 2011 at 10:40 pm said:

    Oh wait. I see. You’re using it. You can use it to make anything you want. No cc involved. Hell tables are cheap. It’s doing something with them that matters.

  5. Nelson on December 14, 2011 at 1:14 am said:

    My wizard invented pigs and is upset with their decline in quality?

  6. Dave on December 15, 2011 at 10:55 pm said:

    Actually, Abulafia does use a CC license – Attribution 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/) – note the banner on the lower left of all the pages. Which is less stringent than your Attribution Noncommercial Sharealike. Do you want me to specify your license on those derived pages, or is Attribution 2.5 okay?

  7. Chris on December 16, 2011 at 4:59 am said:

    No need. Nice work.

  8. Doyle Wayne Ramos-Tavener on January 13, 2012 at 5:00 pm said:

    Just wonderful. I saw it just today, sorry. Great work, and much more than I expected.

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