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8 City Watchmen & Why They Hate You

December 28, 2011 6:08 pm / 1 Comment / Chris
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8 City Watchmen & why they hate you/are dangerous.

Millius doesn’t like anyone with pointy ears, fair skin or long beards. You have all three, scrub.

That was Brandhauer’s (1d4: 1- Sister, 2- Wife, 3- Mother, 4- Dog).

Manchester likes you. So much he wants to add you to his collection over the fireplace.

Dorset is really not so much dangerous himself as he has a jealous oni lover he doesn’t know about.

Procett hates this city. He hates his job. He loves to put poison on his knives, however.

Mumps has, er, the pox. Every round of combat with him you have a 1 in 4 chance of contracting a terrible disease. See my necrotic disease table.

Offord is a classist. He hates anyone above the status of a streetsweeper. He is only a guard because he needs to afford medicine for his mother. You look like you have some gold, guv’na.

Billford is pretty sure you are a lycanthrope. He has silver arrows and other wards. He will catch you in the act of transforming, yes indeed. Or he might just kill you before it comes to that.

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  1. Eirikr on December 28, 2011 at 7:14 pm said:

    I love it! Great work.

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