Claytonian on said: Members of the noble’s entourage. Interesting and dangerous characters that attend to the noble and protect him while doing in vogue things too.
This request is from the Mundane Request Thread.
Minor nobles will allow almost anyone into their entourage for the sake of having an entourage, which is of course a sign of great importance.
Firstly, there is the body man or handmaid—the servant who knows the noble most intimately as They also know what wig powder to use, which eau de toilette to use as the most recent bath fades further into memory and gernally deal with the soiled handkerchiefs, spurned milkmaids/stable boys and stained smallclothes of the minor noble.
The Cook. They are generally quite bad, as the good cooks are already taken, but he entire entourage is obliged to publically praise the food so as not to shame the noble for not being able to hire a good one.
The Syncophant: Usually a cousin or even lesser noble, this person desperately hangs on to the nobles ever word, laughs at the worst jokes and secretly hopes to have a torrid affair with the noble.
The Guard: This is by far the most well-paid member of the entourage, for without the guard, any number of people might kill the noble out of sheer loathing. The Guard, in fact, would be first in line were he not paid well.
The Secretary: The minor noble may have been tutored (see tutor below) but when it comes to actually writing an eloquent letter, the secretary puts quill to paper. He also keeps the schedule and acts as a social director (begs for invitations).
Driver/Groomsman: takes care of the horses, carriage and does the driving.
Protégé: Every noble must have a protégé artist in order to be called a patron. Poet, musician or painters only. Actors are gauche. Jesters are for kings.
Prostitute: some nobles have a bed-warmer. If so, this person is near the top of the hierarchy.
Beast: A noble will typically have a deformed person or beast (read: orc) hanger-on who serves as the bottom of the pecking order.
Banker: Entourages are expensive and many minor nobles are deep in debt in order to support them. The banker is a minor representative of the bank that keeps the noble afloat. Why? Influence.
Overpriced items for your campaign
5 sp, Rust Monster Repellant (it’s really cheap cedar wood essence and it doesn’t work)
40 gp, Left Handed Dragon Fire Diverter <tm> (a 5×5 tin sheet of metal with arm straps, will melt in fire or acid breath, causing extra damage to those behind it)
5 gp, Bendy potion straw
1 cp, Map of snipe nests
5 cp, Nine foot pole
50 sp, 320 page tome
All prices are based on the silver standard (1gp in most games = 1 sp here)