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Eau de Bugbear

January 6, 2011 10:27 pm / 6 Comments / Chris

Eh, you guys ready? Da buggahs is down da hill.

Yes, but they are also downwind. Here. Put this behind your ears.

What? You want Bragga for wife?

No, my erudite axetrix, just put on this parfum. The liquid in this bottle is the work of Enri de Karpani, a master of olfactory obfuscation. You will no longer smell like, well, this. We will all smell like them. I am not sure which is better, but the latter is certainly better for our heads.

Enri de Karpani’s parfumerie

GP per ounce (each ounce = 5 applications)

Kobald  100

Goblin  150

Orc   300

Lizardman  900

Bugbear  500

Northerner 100

Southern Warrior 50

Southern Noble  300

Soap (for you, free)

New this season:

Manticore 1,500

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6 Thoughts on “Eau de Bugbear”

  1. Mike Monaco on January 7, 2011 at 9:56 am said:

    This is actually an awesome idea. My party is currently encountering a lot of morlocks, which are blind in my world, and a little eau de morlock would really help them out!

  2. Mike Monaco on January 7, 2011 at 9:56 am said:

    Oh, and eau de zombi!

  3. Chris on January 7, 2011 at 10:30 am said:

    Eau de grognard!

  4. Chris on January 7, 2011 at 10:32 am said:

    For the life of me, I can’t figure out why Gragga thinks that a bottle of clear fluid means a marriage proposal. I gotta stop writing these so late. Optimal blogging hours are late morning.

  5. C'nor (Outermost_Toe) on January 7, 2011 at 11:59 pm said:

    Perhaps as the marriage ritual in his tribe, the man who wishes to marry someone offers her some sort of treasure that they can’t produce, including perfume.

  6. C'nor (Outermost_Toe) on January 7, 2011 at 11:59 pm said:

    And I thought it was Bragga?

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